How To Scam Corporations
How To Scam Corporations From the Inside
There are multiple ways to scam corporations. The best way to do it is to be on the inside, to be an employee. It is only there that you can really see how they operate and get first hand experience of the decisions that are made and where the opportunities lie. There are so many obvious ways to scam them, like stealing office supplies and embezzling your expenses. There are also dozens of others, including stealing intellectual property, making phony benefits claims, securing kickbacks from other companies, making domestic and international phone calls for free, faking disability and stealing time.
If there's a first aid kit in your workplace, you shouldn't need to buy Band-Aids or antiseptic wipes at the store. Pens and other small items fit in your pockets easily. Notepads often look alike whether you bought them from a store or stole them from your employer. Does your cell phone need charging? Use your employer's electricity. Is free coffee available at work? Don't stop at Starbucks on your way in. Need batteries at home for electronics? You will probably find that your employer has some.
Don't discuss stealing company property with anyone. Trust nobody. You may think that someone at work is your friend and that you can trust them, but you will sleep much better at night knowing that only you have the dirt on what you are doing. Be wary of managers and fellow employees at all times and don't divulge what you’re up to.
Being an Outsider
If you’re not employed by a company, don’t despair. You can still profit as if you were. Maybe you’re already profiting from your employer and want to spread your wings further afield. There are numerous ways to hijack companies. Did you know there are some big benefits to faking your death if you can pull it off? Did you know that your beneficiaries will benefit tremendously if your death is never reported? Are you aware of all the scams you can perpetrate on big companies even if you’ve never worked there? There are many, so check back here regularly for updates.
There are multiple ways to scam corporations. The best way to do it is to be on the inside, to be an employee. It is only there that you can really see how they operate and get first hand experience of the decisions that are made and where the opportunities lie. There are so many obvious ways to scam them, like stealing office supplies and embezzling your expenses. There are also dozens of others, including stealing intellectual property, making phony benefits claims, securing kickbacks from other companies, making domestic and international phone calls for free, faking disability and stealing time.
If there's a first aid kit in your workplace, you shouldn't need to buy Band-Aids or antiseptic wipes at the store. Pens and other small items fit in your pockets easily. Notepads often look alike whether you bought them from a store or stole them from your employer. Does your cell phone need charging? Use your employer's electricity. Is free coffee available at work? Don't stop at Starbucks on your way in. Need batteries at home for electronics? You will probably find that your employer has some.
Don't discuss stealing company property with anyone. Trust nobody. You may think that someone at work is your friend and that you can trust them, but you will sleep much better at night knowing that only you have the dirt on what you are doing. Be wary of managers and fellow employees at all times and don't divulge what you’re up to.
Being an Outsider
If you’re not employed by a company, don’t despair. You can still profit as if you were. Maybe you’re already profiting from your employer and want to spread your wings further afield. There are numerous ways to hijack companies. Did you know there are some big benefits to faking your death if you can pull it off? Did you know that your beneficiaries will benefit tremendously if your death is never reported? Are you aware of all the scams you can perpetrate on big companies even if you’ve never worked there? There are many, so check back here regularly for updates.